If you wonder why you can teach a dog to fetch but you can't train a date to call you back, or you find that a Saturday night snuggled up with a furry four-legged friend often beats a night on the town with a two-legged date, this book is for you. A collection of wry observations, clever quips, and sly jokes, Why I'd Rather Date My Dog compares our human dates with our canine companions and explains why the dogs out-class the competition-paws down. Book jacket.