As you can see by the picture, this author prefers sleeping with his dog than writing. He's written more than 20 books -- none have made him rich or gotten him anywhere-- so he has opted these days for napping rather than writing. When awake, Les counts m&ms to give him something to do.

However, if you do know an agent or editor interested in a vampire novel featuring a rabbi, please contact him at les.sussman@yahoo.com