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1990
| Get ready for some major belly laughs with this crazy collection of more than six hundred hysterical jokes, riddles, and knock-knocks. Kids will crack up over such zany zingers as: "How do you make a kitchen sink? Throw it in the bathtub." and "What does a slice of toast wear to bed? Jam-mies." They'll have fun trying to gross-out their friends with plenty of bathroom humor, including "Where do football players go before the big game? To the Toilet Bowl." and "What kind of bell belongs in the ba....[more] |
1990
| Picnic pranks and monkeyshines, knock-knocks and lots of yuks! From beach bloopers to garden goofies to fast-food freak-outs, every riddle here will make you giggle uncontrollably. What do cats carry to picnics? Mice chests. What kind of monkey can fly? Hot-air baboons. Why was the martial arts expert arts expert sick? He had kung flu. Why do dogs like to eat at Italian restaurants? For the paws-ta. You'll want to share the laughs with all your pals! A Selection of Scholastic Book Clubs. |
| Did you hear about the cat who ate a ball of yarn? She had mittens! If laughter is truly the best medicine, then children of all ages are about to get a whole lot healthier. Here, hundreds of jokes are divided into Games & Groans, Animal Crackers, Crazy Celebrations and other wacky categories, each sure to get a chuckle. Why would Snow White make the best judge? Why, because she’s the fairest of them all, silly! |
2007
| This new collection of riddles brings joke-ography to a whole new level! Kids will be laughing for hours as they turn the pages of this little book that is packed with giant fun. Begin with the “Starting from Scratch” chapter (What is the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale? You can’t keep a good man down!) and travel through the world of riddles with hundreds of “Pucks & Yucks” (Why can’t golfers attend college? They can only count up to “Fore!....[more] |
2007
| Knock-knocks are a perennial favorite with youngsters, and here are hundreds to keep them giggling. This new collection of uproarious knock-knocks will take kids (and their unwitting victims!) from A (Knock-Knock. Who’s there? Ammonia. Ammonia who? Ammonia little kid, so I can’t reach the doorbell!) to Z (Knock-Knock. Who’s there? Zoe. Zoe who? Zoe doesn’t recognize my voice now?). With fantastic drawings that add to the fun, this pocket-sized volume will soon have you bu....[more] |
2004
| Beastie Bloopers, Fiddle-de-Riddles, Creepy Critters, Tongue Twisters, and so much more: filled with hundreds of jokes of every type, this hilarious compilation is sure to tickle the funny bone and have kids screaming with laughter for hours on end. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. What should you wear when you go to the beach with a monster? Sunscream. What did the skeleton say to the doctor? This will cost me an arm and a leg! Give this riddle a try: I have many teeth but can&....[more] |
2003
| Keep kids cracking up for hours with these ridiculously fun riddles. What happened to the skunk that fell into the bathtub? It stunk all the way to the bottom. Why was the broom late for school? It overswept. What television programs do cows watch? Moo-vies. It's a guaranteed laugh riot! |
| What does a Tyrannosaurus say when introduced? “Pleased to eat you.” As everyone knows, children love dinos, and these sidesplitting saurus jokes about their favorite prehistoric beasts will keep kids in stitches. What vegetable do you get if a dinosaur sits on your dinner plate? Squash. Why do dinosaurs take showers? To get ex-stinked. Every one will get seismosaurus-sized laughs! |
| Knock-Knock. Who's there? Barry. Barry who? Barry rude of you not to answer the door. But everyone will want to answer when these delightfully silly, giggle-inducing knock-knocks come rapping. Begin the non-stop humor with this: Knock-Knock. Who's there? Deduct. Deduct who? Deduct says, "Quack! Quack!" And here's another that will have kids screaming with laughter: Knock-Knock. Who's there? Banana split. Banana split who? Banana split, so ice creamed! There are so many to choose from, children w....[more] |
2010
| Beastie Bloopers, Fiddle-de-Riddles, Creepy Critters, Tongue Twisters, and so much more: filled with hundreds of jokes of every type, this hilarious compilation is sure to tickle the funny bone and have kids screaming with laughter for hours on end. What should you wear when you go to the beach with a monster? Sunscream. How fast do happy bikers ride? Ten smiles per hour—and there are even more smiles than that in here. |
2009
| Presents hundreds of silly knock-knock jokes for young readers. |
2007
| Calling all gagsters, punsters, quipsters, and wisecrackers! This little volume—jam-packed with satisfying merriment—outjests every other jokefest with ridiculous riddles, jibing jokes, outrageous one-liners, silly sidebars, and much more. Try these out: What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to Luke Skywalker at breakfast? Use the fork, Luke! Or, how about: What goes buzz, buzz, buzz, plop? A bee laughing its head off! With hundreds of wacky witticisms, it will prove hours and hours of side-sp....[more] |
2006
| Kids will eagerly come knock-knocking to snatch up this knee-slapping collection by the popular author of Kids’ Silliest Jokes, Super Goofy Jokes, and several of the Giggle Fit books. With hundreds of knock-knocks to choose from—all in alphabetical order—children will enjoy sharing the amusement with their friends for hours on end. |
| Creepy, crawly, slimy, and FUNNY! All the creatures of the insect world, from caterpillars to tarantulas, are in on the joke, and kids will love it. Why are spiders good at baseball? They catch lots of flies. What should you do if your pet mosquito is hungry? Take it out for a bite. With bright and humorous illustrations throughout, these quirky quips will guarantee giggles. |
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